As usual, and according to various media reports ".....Millions of film fans around the world are eagerly awaiting the 81st Academy Awards....." scheduled for Sunday 22nd February 2009 in Hollywood.
For what? To see the latest group of "highly trained" , over-paid, over-pampered and egotistical luvvies stroke themselves even further for doing nothing more than pretending to be someone else (and in many cases very VERY badly). For re-iterating someone else's words all within a comfort zone provided by a veritable myriad of lackeys and sidekicks.
Don't get me (completely) wrong, there are a few very accomplished members of this profession, although they seldom reach Oscar nomination profile, unless they're about to die of course.
So to think outside the box for just a moment, for my money someone who should be up for an Oscar is a bogus forensic expert, Gene Morrison, jailed for five years in the UK in 2007 after conning courts for almost three decades by giving false evidence in cases.
Morrison left school with no qualifications and simply downloaded sham degrees from a bogus university in the US. The judge described him as an "inveterate and compulsive liar"; perfect Oscar material!! Leonardo di Caprio in "Catch Me If You Can" eat your heart out.
Now that's what I call real life theatre; not a bad achievement all on his lonesome for almost 30 years! The man has an obviously brilliant talent and was only somewhat misguided in his direction.
So, Gene Morrison is my nomination for Best Actor.
Unless you can you come up with any other similarly talented "worthy" contenders?